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I Survived the Old Testament Tee — Funny Christian T-Shirt

I Survived the Old Testament Tee — Funny Christian T-Shirt

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💪 Ergonomic Design

⚙️ Durable Build

🏋️ Compact & Portable

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Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

Wear a little humor and a lot of heart with this relaxed-fit tee that nods to long stories, epic characters, and faith that endures. The graphic reads “I survived the Old Testament,” rendered in warm, earthy tones and framed with subtle laurel accents and a tiny open book—a wink for those who’ve journeyed through the Psalms, prophets, and dramatic narratives. Lightweight but sturdy cotton holds the print crisply, while the crew neckline and classic cut make it easy to toss on for study groups, church events, or casual Sundays. It feels familiar from the first wear—soft at the seams, breathable through long services or late-night scripture reading, and honest in its playful praise-centered message.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors (medium 180 g/m²) for breathable, durable comfort
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean, reduced-waste finish
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main art for crisp, detailed graphics
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, made in Nicaragua with ethical US cotton sourcing

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

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